*SPARKLES PROUDLY*

an update 

so im still not coming back. not yet, still maybe not ever. i just wanted to say though that im in a much better place right now than i was before i left and i think it was a really good decision for me. i was looking through my dash for a little bit to see if i might come back but i really think i’ll go back to the way i was if i do and i dont want to. anyway i miss you all and think about you a lot. hope youre all doing well and best wishes!

7 months ago  +  6 notes
tagged as:  #text post

Hello everybody!

So this is really hard for me to say and even harder to do, but presently I’m setting up to take an indefinite break from tumblr. I’m trying really hard to put myself in an environment where I can do what I want to do and be who I want to be and right now I don’t think tumblr is conducive to that. This is so hard for me, again, because I love so many of you and tumblr does have some great bits to it but right now the bad outweighs that for me. However, I really really don’t want to lose contact with you guys. So if we talk regularly, if we’re in a mutual follow, or especially if you’re one of the mutual follows on my excellent people list, please please if you are comfortable with it message me so we can exchange off-tumblr information! I’ve got skype and email and facebook and blah blah whatever all the standard stuff but it breaks my heart to think of not talking to some of you for a long time or even again, so please. <3 I’m going to miss you all! Thank you for giving me a great few years. I’ll be tying up a few loose ends for a few days and checking my messages and such but this will probably be my last post before the indefinite/possibly permanent/if i come back it’ll probably be a remake break.

I love you all. Best wishes. Again, please feel free to ask for my contact information in any wise.

—Brin <3 <3 <3

1 year ago  +  4 notes
tagged as:  #raemanzu  #mindcottage  #ofscenery  #chocomiri  #frightenedsoulwarehouse  #hey suspendermaan don't worry i'll still get the painting to you though  #ah cries i almost dont want to do this but i really just think itll be good for me  #and i really do love you all  #and i really really do want to keep in contact k so please message me  #text post tag

tralalalally:

September 22: Happy Birthday, Bilbo Baggins!

This hobbit was a very well-to-do hobbit, and his name was Baggins. The Bagginses had lived in the neighbourhood of The Hill for time out of mind, and people considered them very respectable, not only because most of them were rich, but also because they never had any adventures or did anything unexpected: you could tell what a Baggins would say on any question without the bother of asking him. This is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected. He may have lost the neighbours’ respect, but he gained — well, you will see whether he gained anything in the end.
1 year ago  +  11,753 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #bilboooooo  #lotr  #the hobbit  #gifset warning  #epilepsy warning  #long post tag

F R I C K IN AMERICANS WHY IS IT A THING THAT DESPITE CENTURIES OF EVIDENCE POINTING TO THE CONTRARY AMERICAN TEENAGERS ARE SO FREQUENTLY CONVINCED THAT AMERICANS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE CAPABLE OF EVEN A MODICUM OF INTELLIGENCE

1 year ago  +  1 note
tagged as:  #IM PISSED OFF AGAIN  #HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO DO A GOOGLE SEARCH ON WHETHER THE FOX VIDEO IS A JOKE OR NOT  #DO YOU HONESTLY THINK OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE SUCH A CURSORY GRASP OF ENGLISH AFTER WE'VE FORCED IT DOWN THEIR THROATS  #THAT THEY CANT SPEAK COHERENTLY OR INTELLIGENTLY  #IT IS REALLY OBVIOUS ITS A JOKE AND EVEN IF IT WERENT WHY THE CRAP DO YOU CARE  #TALKING ABOUT THE DEATH OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY  #/IT IS THE NORWEGIAN TELEVISION INDUSTRY I AM PRETTY SURE YOUR PRECIOUS MUSIC REMAINS UNAFFECTED/  #PEOPLE SAYING ITS THE NEXT GANGNAM STYLE ARE CORRECT EXCEPT IN THE SENSE THAT IT PROVIDES ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY FOR ENTIRE NATIONS TO SHOWCASE  #THEIR  #IDIOTS  #HINT: IT AINT PSY OR YLVIS

You are walking in the hospital towards the hematology lab to get your blood drawn. As you walk in you see something strange—the sign now says nematology. Weird. The h must have worn down. You go up to the front desk and ask if you can check in for your blood draw. “I’m sorry, you’ve got the wrong place.” What? Surely not, this is hematology. “No, this is nematology, the study of nematodes. You do not appear to be a nematode, so we cannot help you.” Can’t you still do a blood draw? No, the receptionist informs you, nematodes do not have blood. Has the department been moved elsewhere? No, hematology has just been permanently removed in favor of nematology. Have a good day, she says pleasantly.
You go on google to find the nearest hematology lab but something has changed. There is no longer any record of the practice. Blood, google says? What is that? There is only nematology, the study of nematodes. You look around with wide eyes. Before you everyone has transformed into wriggling roundworms. There are colors everywhere and it is beautiful. You look down at your hand. You do not have a hand because nematodes do not have hands. You are a nematode. You have always been a nematode. You flagellate away and think no more on it because the nerve ring that approximates your brain is not capable of existential reflection. In fact what are words? There are no words. wriggle wriggle wriggle

1 year ago  +  31 notes
tagged as:  #hematology  #nematology  #nematode  #blood warning  #text post tag  #heheheh

wow! i! am! Pissed! off! tonight!!!!!!! wOw!

1 year ago  +  0 notes
tagged as:  #personal crap !  #text post tag !  #runs into wall repeatedly

ventures out into mainstream internet to find opinions about race, feminism, and gender identity

immediately runs back into cocoon and rocks back and forth whispering ‘surely they were joking, people can’t be that naive and ignorant and rude’

1 year ago  +  1 note
tagged as:  #shhh i prefer to believe that the majority of people retain a degree of common decency  #dont get me wrong i think they do  #but i think in my mind i forget that the number of people who dont are more than youd think  #im not even talking about your beliefs on the issue ok  #regardless of all that nobody deserves to be treated like trash just because they dont fit your narrow worldview  #of course i say this from my own narrow worldview probably but. why cant people just be nice is all i mean  #text post tag

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

This man is gonna get divorced because of VIne.

1 year ago  +  259,080 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #aw nah i doubt his wife didnt know he was a bit of an oddball  #video tag

1 year ago  +  29,605 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #ace attorney  #oh phoenix  #long post

AND YOU KNOW WHAT WHILE IM COMPLAINING

GET YOUR FRICKIN ACT TOGETHER DATING SIM CHARACTERS YALL ARE SO FRICKIN DENSE

1 year ago  +  0 notes
tagged as:  #text post tag  #stupid frickin otome games  #i swear like  #YES HE WAS PROBABLY GONNA KISS YOU  #YEAH THAT PROBABLY MEANS HE LIKES YOU  #YEAH THAT PROBABLY ALSO MEANS THAT HE WONT REACT BADLY TO YOU AT LEAST BRINGING UP THE DATING SUBJECT  #/ESPECIALLY GIVEN YOU ARE ALREADY FAKE MARRIED YOU LUMMOXES/  #plus they keep frickin backtracking  #lil butts one and all  #oh hey this isnt relevant but sometimes my hair looks like a fauxhawk now and right now it is a very nice one  #its kind of villain-y  #but yeah. otome games. wow. get a clue.

IM PISSED OFF BC WHENEVER I READ RIDICULOUS LOVEY DOVEY THINGS I GET ALL FLUTTERY IN MY HEART AND WANT TO BE IN LOVE OR W/E AND IT IS LIKE HOLY CRAP THAT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING A THING GET OFF MY FRICKIN BACK IM JUST TRYING TO ENJOY CRAPPY OTOME GAMES NOT HAVE FEELINGS AND HEART PALPITATIONS

1 year ago  +  1 note
tagged as:  #SO PISSED URGH  #my logical self knows very very well the reasons why i dont date  #like. maybe because i'm frickin aro????!!! jeez  #but i read shoujo or watch teenybopper movies or in this case play crappy otome games  #and im like aww i want that  #EXCEPT I ACTUALLY DONT ITS JUST STUPID FEELINGS  #THEYRE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO ELICIT AN EMOTIONAL REACTION UGH UGH UGH  #ITS NOT LIKE ANY OF THEM ARE EVEN REALISTIC?  #SRTUPID  #text post tag  #personal crap

tip for Romance: when your partner is dozing off next to you get up really close to their ear and in your best death metal screamo voice say ‘i wanna be a starship ranger’. guaranteed love success

1 year ago  +  3 notes
tagged as:  #romance  #a beautiful thing  #see the best part is ive been playing crappy otome games and reading shoujo all day  #and this is what i got out of it  #a+ reading comprehension

len-t:

I’m not even sorry. Not even the slightest

1 year ago  +  9,570 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #hannibal tag  #long post  #fffff

ericnorseman:

Spock + Authority Figures: A (Non-Exhaustive) Compilation of Sass.

1 year ago  +  12,120 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #star trek  #star trek reboot  #gifset warning  #epilepsy warning  #ahhh spock

kaitchi:

i have no words

kaitchi:

i have no words

1 year ago  +  12,411 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #free!  #holy frickin crap